Does the belly-dweller look like the former Federal Reserve chairman? We’ll have to wait a few weeks to find out. // Javier/flickr.com

This kid is either shy or holding out for People magazine to offer an exclusive photo deal.
Every week, it’s the same story during the sonogram: The sonographer tries to get a glimpse of the baby’s face, but he is stubbornly turned away or has both hands covering his face, kind of like Alan Greenspan testifying on the Hill.
(I’m betting his first words will not include “irrational exuberance.“)