We’ll always have Bristow …

We’ve been warned by many well-meaning friends that our lives are about to change. We get that. We also know there are what Donald Rumsfeld calls known unknowns — we have no idea what to expect.

I think at some point, the three of us WILL be able to rock ‘n’ roll all night (or at least party past 7 p.m.), but it will take more planning than just buying tickets to a concert (including Premium Parking at JiffyLube Live!) and getting dinner beforehand. So, do they make baby-sized earplugs?